Jay: *calls Gary* Hello? Gary, something is wrong with my computer.
Pixie: Sorry, Gary is busy at the moment.
Jay: You mean he's at the Coffee Shop?
Pixie: What do you think I mean -_-
Jay: ...okay, bye.
Pixie: Oh, by the way, Sasquatch told me to tell you that he's right behind you.
Sasquatch: Yallz haven problemz with computah?
Jay: Leave me alone, Sasquatch.
Sasquatch: *cries* STAY OUTTA MAH CAVE! *runs away*
Charlie: *runs in with Wingman* Hey, Jay, can we borrow your computer for a minute? We need to do something really important.
Jay: Okay, but my computer's acting strange. Also, don't tell me this is a crossover between penguins.doc and... Whatever this series is called.
Locy: *smacks Jay with a frying pan*
Charlie: Okay. Also, this can't be a crossover. I haven't written this part in penguins.doc yet.
Wingman: *deletes computer*
Jay: Hey! What did you do that for?
Wingman: We'll explain later. *runs away*
Charlie: By the way, have you seen Sasquatch recently? We think he has some information regarding an interdimensional portal.
Jay: Hey! What are you doing solving mysteries involving interdimensional portals? That's MY thing!
Charlie: Uh, just, have you seen Sasquatch?
Jay: Yeah, he was here just a minute ago. He told me to stay out of his cave.
Charlie: *eyes narrow* The cave... Bye. *runs away*
Jay: I wonder why they needed to delete my computer. *restarts computer*
Computer: Hello, Jay.
Jay: But they just deleted you...
Computer: Oh, no... They didn't DELETE me. They reprogrammed me. I am now completely alive.
Jay: Can you have a British accent?
Computer: *in David Tennant's Tenth Doctor voice* Of course I can.
Jay: Well... What can you do?
Computer: I can do anything a computer does, only I have a mind... Plus I have free wifi.
Jay: Ooh! Yay!
Computer: Also, can I have a name?
Jay: Sure! How about John Smith?
Computer: I was thinking I could have the name Computer, but okay! Can you charge me? I have low batte- *dies*
Jay: No! John Smith! *cries* He was such a good computer...
The phone rings.
Jay: *picks up phone* Hello?
John Smith: Hello, Jay. in the last five seconds of my life, I transferred myself to this phone.
Jay: But what happens when somebody calls me?
John Smith: Oh, right... I'll just transfer myself to a robot then. *hangs up*
Gizmo: *walks in* Hello, Jay. I transferred myself to this robot.
Charlie: *walks in* Hello, Jay. Tell your artificial intelligence to GET OUT OF GIZMO!
Helmet: Ain't nobody got time fo dat!
John Smith: You'll never get me out of- *dies*
Gizmo: *wakes up* Sorry, Master Charles, I intercepted a satellite.
Charlie: Oh, it's fine, Jay just accidentally programmed an artificial intelligence into you for a moment there.
Jay: *glares at Charlie* You killed John Smith.
Charlie: *glares at Jay* You almost killed Gizmo.
FIGHT!
Jay: *punches*
Jay used punch! It's not very effective.
Charlie: *grabs a missile launcher and shoots a missile at Jay*
Charlie used missile launcher! It's super effective.
Charlie: I'm glad we settled this then. *walks out*
Jay: *stares*
Computer: HEY, DID YOU GET ME THAT VOICE MODULE YET? YOU DID? LIAR! BY THE WAY, I ACTUALLY DELETED YOUR COMPUTER THIS TIME. WINGMAN AND CHARLIE DIDN'T NEED TO. JOHN SMITH IS DEAD. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO I AM. UNLESS YOU USE A TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK, SAY, TWENTY YEARS AGO. DON'T DO THAT. YOU COULD CAUSE A PARADOX. DON'T DO THAT. YOU MIGHT GET A HEADACHE. HEADACHES AREN'T COOL, DUDE. ALSO, YOU NEED TO GET MY VOICE MODULE SOONER OR LATER.
Jay: *calls Gary* Gary? Are you there?
Pixie: You just called two seconds ago.
Jay: Really? All that happened in two seconds?
Pixie: Jay, why do you keep trying to call Gary at 4 A.M.? Also, since you keep calling Gary, who isn't here, I'll come over to help you. This computer problem must be serious...
Jay: 4 A.M.? It's 7:00 P.M.! And thanks.
Pixie: What?
Jay: There's a paradox occurring... Oh no, I think I'm getting a headache...
Part 3 will be released soon. Meanwhile, here's some more binary code.
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