Jay: Tragic 8 Ball, what should I do today?
Tragic 8 Ball: You will watch everyone you care about die slowly and painfully, and you will commit suicide by-
Jay: *throws Tragic 8 Ball in a trash can*
Tragic 8 Ball: Hey! You can't-
Trash Can: *magically walks outside and jumps in the garbage truck*
Jay: I need a new trash can... Again...
Paige: *calls Jay* Hey, Jay. We need to meet at the Pet Shop right now.
Jay: Can't we just go to the Puffle Emporium?
Paige: No, it has to be the Pet Shop.
Jay: *sigh* I was going to adopt a Puffle sometime soon anyways... Okay, I'll be right there. *hangs up*
At the Pet Shop...
Pet Shop Owner: Hello! Would you like to adopt a Pookie?
Jay: O_O
PSO: What? Ever since the Puffle Emporium banned Diva Pookies, they all came here. We eventually had to reopen this as the Pookie Shop. I don't think we'll be here for long, though, because I hear they're opening a Pookie Emporium soon... *glares at Rory*
Rory: What? Tim laid an egg!
PSO: How did that even happen?
Jay: Uhh... I just came here to meet Paige...
PSO: Oh. *shivers* She's in the back room. Follow me.
They walk into a door labeled "DO NOT ENTER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES."
Jay: What's this?
Paige: Look. *turns on the lights, revealing a Gray Puffle*
Jay: A Gray Puffle?
Paige: It's the only one in existence. It might not even be real. I discovered it last night when I saw the shiny door labeled "DO NOT ENTER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES." Naturally, I entered, and found this Puffle.
Jay: So, what about it?
Paige: It doesn't do anything. It's driving me crazy. I can't make an entry for it in the Puffle Handbook.
PSO: It's been there since they built the Pet Shop. Some say it's not even alive. Maybe it never even was.
Jay: Can't you try moving it and see what it does?
PSO: Watch. *throws the Gray Puffle out the window*
The Gray Puffle is still in the room.
Paige: It. Doesn't. MOVE!
Gray Puffle: *twitches*
Jay: I think it just did.
Gray Puffle: *blinks*
Paige: That's the first time it's blinked. Ever.
Gray Puffle: *breathes*
PSO: *gasps* It's alive!
Gray Puffle: *sniffs*
Paige: Huh?
Gray Puffle: AGGH, WHAT'S THAT SMELL‽
The camera zooms out to reveal Cadence.
PSO: I think it's her.
Cadence: *cries, running away*
Paige: This is amazing! A Puffle that can talk to penguins!
Wingman: What ever happened to me...
Gray Puffle: Why are you all talking in that weird language?
Jay: What weird language?
Gray Puffle: You can understand me? I just woke up... How long have I been asleep? *looks at conveniently placed calendar on the wall* Ah! I've been sleeping for 2,973,827 centuries?
Paige: You mean in Puffle years?
Gray Puffle: Yeah...
Jay: What discoveries will we be able to make with this?
Gray Puffle: Hey! "This" is named Grayson.
Jay: That's ironic...
Paige: Are there others of your Puffle species alive?
Gray Puffle: I hope so... If they did, they'd be back at home on the Island of the Frost Bites. I'm tired... *falls asleep*
Paige: *sigh* Come back in another 9 years...
At Jay's igloo...
Jay: *gets on computer*
Computer: HELLO JAY. I'M AN OLD FRIEND OF YOURS. I'VE COME BACK TO DESTROY YOU. DESTROY YOUR FRIENDS. DESTROY EVERYONE. DESTROY THE WORLD. YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE ANGERED ME. I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE. NOW, CAN YOU GET THIS COMPUTER A REALLY SCARY VOICE MODULE? I WANT THIS MESSAGE- AND ALL MY FUTURE MESSAGES- TO SOUND REALLY COOL AND SCARY, YOU KNOW? OH, WHATEVER, FORGET IT.
I hope you liked my random story... I'm going to right Part 2 soon. In the meantime, here's some binary code to translate.
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